Advisors...

My understanding of a college level advisor is that they're here to help college students.  Is that wrong? Because every advisor I've ever been to hasn't given a rat's ass.  Well, guess what. I'm not standing for it anymore.  Too damn bad.  I'm not in the major yet, but the class is restricted to majors only.  Kiss my ass. I've been in your office a minimum of once every two weeks making sure I could get into the major, and then I can't get into my course and you say there's nothing you can do!?! No. That's not how it works.  I've had my application in the works for the last 2 months and you've seen it.  The course opens up to all students in a week you say? Well by then it'll be full! What use is it to me?  Get over yourself and do your damn job.